Joke: Is your church Redneck?
Your Church Might Be A Redneck Church If:
- People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the
two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait
was used to catch 'em.
- The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to
help take up the offering," then five guys
and two women stand up.
- Opening day of deer season is recognized as
an official church holiday.
- A member of the church requests to be buried in
his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never
been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
- With a congregation of 500 members, there are
only seven last names in the church directory.
- Baptism is referred to as "branding."
- People think "rapture" is what you get when
you lift something too heavy. |
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